lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
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  • My therapist just told me a joke.

    professorfangirl:

    timemachineyeah:

    So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

    And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

    SIT DOWN.

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  • babebraham:

    babebraham:

    i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

    image

    will u ever be proud of me mom

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  • dressvbridal:

    Classic Sweetheart Sequins Beaded Lace Short Princess Cocktail Dress  - Dressv.com

    more»http://www.dressv.com/cocktail-dresses-c103449/

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  • lolhellno:

    i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

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