lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
  • whistlings:

    I would sit on my roof with you at 1 am and talk about the lives we dream of.

    (via lntemperanced)

  • orcas:

    orcas:

    My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile

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    (via lntemperanced)

  • carryonmy-assbutt:

    lolfunnow:

    My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

    how hard did she throw that

    (via leslieroomel)

  • joshpeck:

    joshpeck:

    small animals are all that matter

    ok but when was the last time a puppy disappointed you? never that’s right puppies for president 2k16

    (via leslieroomel)

  • geneticallyidenticals:

    *cringes at 9 year old me*

    *cringes at 13 year old me*

    *cringes at year ago me*

    *cringes at day ago me*

    *cringes at future me*

    (Source: mistienight, via leslieroomel)

  • siighed:

    officially the happiest girl in the world

    (Source: siighed, via lntemperanced)