Fuck.
lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
  • sorry:

     I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

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  • baegal:

    When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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    (via epic-humor)

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  • when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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    (Source: pantiesofficial, via epic-humor)

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  • Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

    Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

    (via constant-comets)

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  • quads-for-the-gods:

    slim-and-svelte:

    same

    me on my way to hit a home run with a girl. 

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via thelegendarybulo)

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  • threadsinthistapestry:

    Old Spice what the fuck

    favorite commercial ever

    (Source: inthelightinthesound, via thelegendarybulo)

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  • billlateral:

    fandom-life-for-me:

    "hey I like this character let me go look them up"

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    "well okay then"

    Important lesson: Never look up anything on a wiki for a series you’re not finished with.

    (via thelegendarybulo)

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