lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
  • orcas:

    I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

    (via epic-humor)

  • maliciousmelons:

    my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

    (via epic-humor)

  • bourgeoisied:

    my hobbies include talking about my fandom to people who don’t care about my fandom

    (Source: , via leslieroomel)

  • cartel:

    walking into the wrong class


    (via epic-humor)

    • mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
    • me: eh okay... i got a B
    • hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
    • me: mom my hips are lying..
    • mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..